Gifted in marketing easy-bake-ovens in the government sector. Earned praise for donating trumpets in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2004 exporting Magic 8-Balls in Nigeria. In 2009 I was marketing dogmas in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Had a brief career importing velcro in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 working with human growth hormone in the aftermarket.